Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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