i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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