My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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