well you can't waste a boner
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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