Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
one might say we're banned from that church
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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