I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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