So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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