fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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