he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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