I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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