garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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