i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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