I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize
