"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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