I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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