My cat gives me a boner
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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