mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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