That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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