Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You need a sexual gate keeper
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
