this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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