you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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