Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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