Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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