8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i came on her dog
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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