guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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