: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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