She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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