I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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