I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The air was thick with penises
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
