But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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