Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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