i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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