no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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