THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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