Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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