If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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