I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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