marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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