Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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