You're so nebulous sometimes
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My legs feel like baby dolphins
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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