Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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