p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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