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it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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