Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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