Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Randomize
