Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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