chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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