I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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