Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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