Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
it glows. i had to have it.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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