Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
too bad you live with your parents still
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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