So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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