ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
