they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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