i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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